How to find a wife using the Hot Crazy Matrix with bonus Radical Feminist Lesbian Rule 5

Most men know this from years of trial and error:

TOM: Shrew Culture Update  Where do you think some of these women fall on this graph?
Instapundit: Five reasons wives should have sex with their husbands every night…

Update:
TOM: "Hi, we're Lesbian Feminists and we are here to talk to your daughter about sex…"  No Go Zone!
But here is a Rule 5 Radical Lesbian Feminist Carmen Rios:

Get them while they are young…

FMJRA

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— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) August 10, 2014

Update:
The Hairy Leg Movement! 

Separated by Birth (although I do like DeBlasio's son's seventies afro)