Tuesday, July 29, 2014

All the news that fit to lift?

Disney Princess Jasmine Rule 5

Jasmine's dad got her that tiger for a reason…to keep unsuitable suitors away!

TOM: Feminists worry that Disney movies are making girls heterosexual… and given how Feminists never seem to have any issues with the Arab world's (mostly the Muslim Arab world's) treatment of women, well never let a Rule 5 opportunity go to waste, especially when Princess Jasmine is definitely attired properly for the climates of Southern California and Central Florida…

Clearly a dad "suffering" through a Disney Princess breakfast…

Rule 5 and FMJRA
TOM: Feminists against the unnatural roles assigned by the Patriarchy or something…
TOM: Crazy People, Crazy Times
TOM: Yahoo Lesbian Executive accused of being a sexual predator
TOM: It's a man's (virtual) world...

16 Japanese Whalers eaten alive by Orcas? Update: Too good to be true, story reported to be a hoax... (yes, I know that is shocking)

The crew of the MV Nisshin Maru (日新丸), Japan’s primary whaling vessel and the world’s only whaler factory ship, was forced to leave the deck temporarily as a gas leak was detected within the ship’s processing factory that resulted in the ship being temporarily disabled all while continuing to carry approximately 1,000 tons of oil. 
The resulting panic lead members of the ship to jump off the boat before proper emergency procedures were taken and lifeboats had been set to sea. The swimming crew members were then ferociously attacked by a school of killer whales, that decimated a large number of the crew within moments. “It was horrific” claims Asuka Kumara, a mechanical engineer who witnessed the gruesome scene. “The water was red with blood, there were bodies everywhere” he recalls in tears.

Tastes like sashimi!

California Child Molesting Fugitive found in New York City and killed by police in shootout…

Dies in shootout with police.

Our thanks to the police officers who risked their lives in dealing with this criminal. 

Monday, July 28, 2014

Gal Gadot Rule 5

Never let a Rule 5 opportunity pass one by…

TOM: Crazy People, Crazy Times
Legal Insurrection: Anti Semitism in the name of Anti Zionism (just open your eyes to see it)
Monday #Rule 5
Young blame Israel, Left torn between Israel and Hamas This is easy, Israel is right, Hamas is evil…
Smitty: Leading is hard, Bibi deals with Lurch
Wombat : Bibi warns of long war and WH upset that Kerry got dissed…
TOM: Gaza War continues…
Lem's Place: Kid just having fun with his RPG
Legal Insurrection: One people built tunnels, another a nation
160 Palestinian children die digging tunnels? How about going to school instead?
Smitty: Head 'Sploading Tweet of the Day
Instapundit: A modest proposal

Get a life!

Cake: Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle with bonus Lyda Loudon Rule 5

TOM: Death by Misadventure
Wombat : Kerry: He came, he saw, he muddled
Wombat : Creepy Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle Okay, I will throw in an obligatory Lyda Loudon Rule 5 post:

Lyda, all this could be yours…A 57 year old guy taking selfies at the pool (great photo bomb though) 


And Lyda, here is another eighties throw back:

It is almost like Hot Chicks with Douchebags, expect she is not even hot. This is more appropriate for Young Girls with Creeps.